Funny things Pierce said in the last 5 minutes

To document the growing mind and vocabulary of my two-year-old:

Bent over in a squat with a pain expression and grunty voice, "I not pooping."

Changing his diaper I pulled some tinker toys out of his pockets.  "What is all this?" I asked.  "Tinkerbells."  

Standing up to pull the britches up (he says that word without the "r"... and he's obsessed with David & Goliath), 

pierce says, "I a giant."  

"You are?"

"Yeah.  I not a big giant.  I a wittle giant."